HEY GURL,
I AGREE THAT YOUR NEW APPROACH TO WEB DESIGN IS VISIONARY.
BY MAKING EVERY SITE WE DESIGN LOOK AND WORK JUST LIKE PINTEREST, WE’LL REALLY STAND OUT FROM THE PACK.
HEY GURL,
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU THOUGHT THE CLIENT HAD HUNG UP FROM OUR CONFERENCE CALL & YOU ACCIDENTALLY CALLED THEM A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO ADORABLE.
HEY GURL,
I CAN NEVER FIGURE OUT PHOTOSHOP COLOR PROFILES EITHER. I KNOW YOU MUST BE SUPER FRUSTRATED.
SO, I BROUGHT YOU SOME DOMINOES STUFFED CHEESEY BREAD. THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
HEY GURL,
I KNOW YOU’RE WORKING HALF DAYS, SO YOU CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOUR NEW BABY.
BUT, I JUST DON’T THINK THAT’S ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU TWO TO REALLY BOND.
HEY GURL,
I KNOW IT DOESN’T COME NATURALLY TO YOU, BUT WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD BE YOU BE A LITTLE LESS RADIANT FOR THESE FPO SHOTS.
WE DON’T WANT OUR DESIGNS TO HAVE TO COMPETE FOR ATTENTION WITH YOUR SMILE WHEN WE PRESENT TO CLIENT NEXT WEEK.
HEY GURL,
JUST CHECKED MY EMAIL LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT US TO GO IN AND RE-WORK THOSE KEY-ART OPTIONS.
HEY GURL,
I DON’T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, I THINK IT’S CUTE YOU STILL WRITE EVERYTHING IN ACTIONSCRIPT 2.
HEY GURL,
YOU KNOW ALL THOSE TIMES I STAND BEHIND YOUR DESK TO GIVE YOU ART DIRECTION?
THERE’S REALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR KERNING.
THAT’S JUST SO I CAN BE CLOSE TO YOU FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
HEY GURL,
OF COURSE I’M NOT MAD YOU ACCIDENTALLY FLATTENED ALL OF MY DESIGNS. I’LL JUST COME IN EARLY TO RE-DO THEM.
AND HEY, AS LONG AS I’M DOING THAT, I’LL PICK
HEY GURL,
I WAS JUST THINKING…
EVERY TIME YOU GET A DESIGN FILE WITHOUT BLEED TO PREP FOR PRINT, THE OFFENDER SHOULD HAVE TO BUY YOU A CUPCAKE.







